This is good Bacon, but no, he's a common snapping turtle, they can attain that weight in captivity, but getting an Alligator snapping turtle wouldn't be too hard, I mean all you have to do is catch one while its young.
And to answer the Pool Noodle question, oddly no, I did not need brain bleach because of halo brutes dicks being equated to a pool noodle, then all the innocent games played with pool noodles were implied to be dirty thus ruining my childhood in an entertaining way, I survived.