No, I have not played Age of Empires although I have heard good things about it.
BOW! Bow down human scum! You think you rule this planet, BAH! This is my planet, you maggoty bastards will be scrapping excrement removal tubes when I'm done with you! Now Bow down before the Might of the Turtles or perish!
Oops, my turtle got on while I wasn't looking, my bad.