I actually want someone to come up with something better so that "korean school teacher beats kid and masturbates" isn't forever ingrained in our forum's legacy, but I'm afraid of what "better" actually means.
@SR: No offense taken, it's not that big a deal anyway.
@Bloo: I SPEW IF I DRINK IT! I am no blasphemer, it is you who would force such a diabolical beverage down the throat of a true and faithful beverage drinker, that are the blasphemer!