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alienxeno, Yautja, 11 years ago

and now....peterson died again by a fatal car accident.....well.....this time he did it himself

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

"... And Peterson rose again [from the grave] from whence thou died a horrible death, thus completing his [pilgrimage] and completing his inner circle of life, for as he killed himself, he brought himself to life. The explosions were grande, the wine and women excellent, and the erections high and rock-solid. Also something about an [ocean]. Amen."

- The Scrolls, Peterson M:16

Peterson, Yautja, 11 years ago

Damn I know who im hiring for my uligy haha

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

"Peterson M:16"

"M:16"

"M16"

PETERSON IS JAMES BOND.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

Wait...

"Everyone needs a hobby."
"What's yours?"
"Resurrection."


...holy shit. Peterson is James Bond.

ThePredator13, Yautja, 11 years ago

May there be feast's and celebrations in the honor of this great moment, were our Moderator beat back death with a stick and came back to us, Amen, now for the champagne and victory lap.

Peterson, Yautja, 11 years ago

meh is all i can honestly say, other then dont tell anyone who my real identity is.. cant have everyone knowing im James Bond

DeathWraith, Yautja, 11 years ago

"[The Wraith] looked inside the [home] and saw there many whom he could not recognize, and so he [turned back] again, for it was no longer his [home], nor was it a place he could return to. There was a [soft] echo as he stepped, most likely from a [fart]. There was a crotch on the road."


-The Scrolls, The Tale Of Go to Bed Early You Doofus SS:415

alienxeno, Yautja, 11 years ago

alienxeno [me] didnt know what the hell to say.....mostly that it stinked cause of the [fart].

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

Deathwraith appearances are getting to be like Bigfoot sightings.

DeathWraith, Yautja, 11 years ago

I forgot to log out god damnit.

(I'm just laying down posts that will help me get the 1000th, you know.)

IceNeko, Yautja, 11 years ago

@Peterson

Sweet bike!



@Bloo

Nicely done man.




I've been drifting around here for a few hours...

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

"I'm just laying down posts that will help me get the 1000th, you know"

GOD DAMN IT.

Peterson, Yautja, 11 years ago

Dont you god damnit me!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

THAT WILL BE ENOUGH, 007!

RETURN TO DRINKING HEAVILY AND PLOWING ANYTHING WITH A PULSE WITH ALL SPEED.

RuthlessWarrior, Yautja, 11 years ago

You know that actually reminding of something.....

Deathdrop, Yautja, 11 years ago

Do tell: what IS that remind you of?

-Bloo-, Yautja, 11 years ago

That sounds like a smooth-talking drunken rape spree, but again, 007.

IceNeko, Yautja, 11 years ago

I logged in at the weird time again........

DarkCountess, Yautja, 11 years ago

@Deathdrop

It has something to do with a tight fitting blue snakebrint dress I wore when we went clubbing for the weekend before New Years. The rest of that information is....classified.