Huh, that doesn't sound right. What do the scrolls say?
@DD: Whenever I'm at a house full of Asians watching a Pac Man fight - even before it's over - everyone's screaming like someone shoved ghost potatoes up their assholes. And this is family/friends: I couldn't imagine how happy a shit load of random Latino guys at a bar would be after seeing this role-reversal yet again.
Anyway, this is for those of you who find
your holiday spirits aren't gangsta enough.