Mebber,
Yautja,
12 years ago
Not much about that lakestory, i had just highly overestimated my own abilities to drive in a straight line after a bottle of booze. Shouldn't have taken the route flanked by a cliff and a lake, too... but it was not that bad - midsummer, the water was well tempered, moonshine... very nice actually. Only my friends guffaw disturbed the idyll a bit.
I'm glad we don't have racoons around here. It's not a coincidence they're colored like classic convicts... bad by nature.
But we have pigeons. Dirty pigeons. I know, they're everywhere on the world, just like rats. Dirty winged rats. I hate them, everyone here does. For three years know, i'm kinda at war with them, they can't stop to fuck outside of MY bedroom on MY balcony, it's disgusting. But they're resistant - not even my drain cleaner filled watergun keeps them at bay for long.
Dirty little monsters.