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-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

If you're trying to seduce me, I'm afraid it's not working.

Waralien, Yautja, 12 years ago

Are those instructions for the Pineapple?

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

Those are whatever you want them to be, Hoss.

tawganator, Yautja, 12 years ago

I've got a sudden craving for a pineapple upside down cake.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

One time on a high school band trip, some of us unknowingly crashed a party in a hotel lobby that was serving alcoholic pineapple juice.

I should have known what was happening when the guy at the elevator refused to serve us what I thought was exotic breakfast drink.

Edit: Hey, new ads!

tawganator, Yautja, 12 years ago

What is your absolute favourite meal? Mine is <<<<<>>>>>, so awesome you can't even begin to know about it.

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

An adbot's using Tawganator's account!

I'm surprised it didn't try to advertise sexy singles and fine dining and other sick shit.

alienxeno, Yautja, 12 years ago

yeah....right......



when a zombie invasion comes......WHAT WILL YOU DO!??!!?

Waralien, Yautja, 12 years ago

Put a bunch of those treadmill all around my house.

alienxeno, Yautja, 12 years ago

where will you find those?

badapple24, Yautja, 12 years ago

Pv2 please read my post on the Official request a fight topic, i wanted to know if you wanted a rematch?

ThePredator13, Yautja, 12 years ago

bloo i can relate to that, so last year i went to a party for older teenagers (one's that were allowed to drink) and the served watermelon rum juice, and no one would let me have it, so i thought the were being jerks and hogging it all to themselves... so when they were not looking i took one of the party cups and sunk a glass... i thought it was some great juice and really it was somthing to get drunk on...

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

I once chugged a full cup of straight whiskey in one of my stupider moments.

Peterson, Yautja, 12 years ago

Hey v2 I changed my signature so dont hate anymore.

tawganator, Yautja, 12 years ago

I'm bored, anyone want to play a game?

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badapple24, Yautja, 12 years ago

Sick ass pumpkins Dude!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

@Peterson: Have you heard "No Reflection" yet? At least in terms of songwriting, he's still got it.

alienxeno, Yautja, 12 years ago

zombies are cool.robots are cooler.terminators are awesome!glados is the best!WEATHLEY IS BETTER THEN THE BEST!

Deathdrop, Yautja, 12 years ago

How come Mummies never get any love?

-Bloo-, Yautja, 12 years ago

I noticed vampires missing from the list, too.

I again refer any doubters to watch Blood: The Last Vampire (the animated short film). I don't care if you hate the story, those Chiropterans (the vampires) are by far THE best incarnation I've ever seen.