There are two (
stickied! Stickied!) threads to find out where you can do that shit (the rules and, maybe not mysteriously, the
signature topic), and there are literally a million links to one of those threads in
everyone's goddamn signature.
You might think, "Oh, but Bloo doesn't! How ironic!" First of all, that arguably isn't irony, and second, no, I don't have a link to either of those threads in my signature because
everyone else does.
Super Trey, are you going to tell me you also don't like Vietnamese food? Don't disappoint me
three times in a row. We have so much to live for.
This is America, goddammit.