How would you know what's good and what's strong if you've only ever had one drink? Seriously, Neko, at 21 you should be smarter than to say that, you're making me look bad. Or wait, are people only smart at 21 in the countries where they become adults at 18?
Anyway, you go and tell Harpy that she needs internet to get through college and that it only takes two minutes to look at this site and notice that no one did anything interesting yet.