-Bloo-,
Yautja,
13 years ago
That's right, the serpents is the way to go if you want the complete alien experience for a week. Even just for an hour, if you want to run in the shoes of a xenophile, try out the Shadow Serpents. One of my own xenomorph buddies'll gladly show you the ropes (or his own rope! Pun!!!*) for at least an hour, which will (hopefully) be the most enjoyable (or pleasuring!!) experience you'll ever have, if you don't get impregnated first, that is!*
*By that I mean his tail. Yes, I Know you're disappointed. So was I.
*By that, I mean through means of his penis.