Remember boys and girls

Don't drink and drive

Make sure you can hold you booze

Do not give kids adult drinks

Drunkness may cause you to make poor moral choices

Hangovers are not fun no matter how funny they are on TV

Your relatives and friends will remind you of you worst drunk moments until youd die or they die

Bad things can happen to you when you are drunk

Drunks often never live things down ^See Above
and last but not least

From DarkCountess, RuthlessWarrior and Tank!